
A Show of Force - by Andrew
Johnson The first time I saw Master Da Free John was in
1974 at an incredibly powerful Darshan occasion during which
he walked into the meditation hall surrounded by a golden
aura and proceeded to blast the room and its inhabitants
with a show of Force so potent it seemed as if the walls
would explode. Devotees were overwhelmed with the
Shakti--some swooning in bliss, some snarling like wolves,
some speaking in tongues, some jerking around like Holy
Rollers, and some--like myself--simply sitting immobilized,
absorbed in and virtually breathless in awe of the
overwhelming Display of Divine Presence. After about
forty-five minutes of this extraordinary demonstration,
Master Da visibly relaxed in his chair. After a brief pause
as the room quieted down, he lit a Camel cigarette, blew a
perfect smoke ring, shrugged and said, "Maybe I've gone too
far this time." During the four years (1970-1974)
prior to my commitment to the Way, and for one year
(1976-1977) during my involvement in this practice
(1976-1977), my occupation and career was that of a standup
comedian and comedy writer, primarily in night clubs and
television. I believe this background has given me a certain
professional level of discrimination with which to speak and
write about what is truly funny and what is not, and who is
truly funny and who is not. I have had occasion to
personally witness many of the best funnymen of our time
when they have been at their funniest: Richard Pryor,
Jonathan Winters, Rodney Dangerfield, Redd Foxx, Johnny
Carson, Albert Brooks, etc., etc. And I have enjoyed the
elegant, droll, and often inspired wit of top comedy writers
such as Monica Johnson, Jerry Bebon and Lenny
Ripps. Never mind that you haven't heard of
these people. Take my word for it--they could make you laugh
until your throat is raw. But as brilliant as these jokers
are--believe it or not---their mortal offerings cannot be
compared to the Transcendental Wit and Humor of my Spiritual
Master, Da Free John. Why? I think I've just said it: mortal
(and ironic) vs. Transcendental; comedy vs. true Humor.
Master Da Free John happens to have at his command not only
the clever wit of a Woody Allen, the facial expressiveness
of a Jonathan Winters, the improvisational ability of the
Second City troupe, the lack of social constraints of a Redd
Foxx, and the hair-trigger quickness of a Johnny Carson, but
also the Wisdom of a Buddha, the love of a Swami Ramdas, the
Divine Madness of a Lama Kunley, and the freedom of an
Avadhoot. His Humor is not only brilliant,
outrageous, and hilarious. . .it is also compassionate,
wise, and transforming. This curious tendency of mine toward
comedy has given my Beloved Spiritual Master a rather plump
and juicy piece of karma with which to work for the
edification and liberation of myself as well as amused
bystanders. It is well know in our fellowship
that Master Da compassionately allows devotees to exercise
their tendencies as forms of service to him. Thus, if a
person has some talent as a silversmith, for example, and is
rightly situated in Satsang, he will sooner or later find
himself being asked to work on a special ornament of some
type or another for Master Da. This form of personal service
is most auspicious, usually "hot," always enlivening, and
more often than not is made particularly memorable and
enjoyable by at least one or two Holy Zingers directed at
the devotee from the All-Embracing Treasure Trove of Divine
Humor that Extends from Da Free John's Heart to
Infinity. My own particular form of service
has included providing entertainment of the comedic variety
for the Master, often in person. A limitation of space in
this book of many voices does not allow me to describe the
history of this service in detail, but suffice it to say
that I have been on the receiving end of so many Holy
Zingers that I am moved to respectfully suggest that "God's
Fool" (as the Master has called himself) could also be
appropriately titled "The Divine Heckler". Although some of
these moments in front of him have had me squirming and
perspiring, the heckling has always been directed at
Narcissus, and the Heckler has always been Divine. The
remarks have served my understanding, and the mood of Love
in which they were delivered has always been so strongly
Transmitted and so palpably felt that I could not possibly
have taken them as anything less than acts of unqualified
Service. About a month after the previously
mentioned Darshan occasion, I was invited to Master Da's
house for a relatively small gathering of devotees. This was
the first time I had been so honored, and I did not know
what to expect. I was somewhat overwhelmed at the prospect
of being in his Company in a small gathering. I had read his
Great Dharma and witnessed his Great Siddhi and had no
doubts whatsoever that he was the Divine Lord Incarnate. I
did not feel worthy of being in his Presence so directly,
but the invitation implied that I should go straight on over
to his house ASAP. Two minutes later I arrived at the front
door and timidly knocked for admittance. The door opened, I
took two steps forward, and found myself in his living room
looking directly at the Master in repose on his couch. He
motioned me in and indicated I should sit down with the
handful of other devotees. I did so. A few moments of
silence passed. Master Da then turned to gaze straight at me
and simply said, "Would you like a beer?" I accepted his
Offering. A few more moments of silence passed. He turned to
me again and said, "Andrew?" I edged forward nervously and
replied, "Yes, my Lord?" The Lord of All the Worlds then
Said, "How many people of the Polish persuasion does it take
to build a bathtub?" For the next hour I found myself
being charmed, disarmed, put at ease, bedazzled, and made
happy as the Maha-Purusha ran off a non-stop string of
ethnic jokes, puns, Rabelaisian one-liners, wildly inventive
word plays, and shaggy dog stories. A few hours later he
gave a brilliant Dharmic exposition on Hui Neng, the Sixth
Patriarch of Chinese Zen Buddhism, and everyone went home
"enlightened". Master Da will say or do anything to serve
his devotees, including being a zany Fool of God in one
moment and a Dharmic Sage in the next. Once you have gotten
hip to the Lord's Freedom and unremitting Attention to this
Service, such an unlikely combination of roles or content
does not even seem paradoxical. The story I just related to you is
only one minor example of his Humorous Play. Literally
thousands of leelas like this abound in our culture. And, in
fact, I cannot resist relating two more shorter ones. On one
occasion Master Da was instructing a female devotee about
her tendency toward promiscuity. The young woman launched
into a rather long-winded explanation of herself, and at one
point was saying, ". . .and so I began to think about my
actions, and I considered the Teaching and my relationship
to my husband. After awhile I realized that I didn't have a
leg to stand on . . ." Master Da interrupted, "Right.
Because they were both in the air at the time." And I'll
never forget Paris Panico's fortieth birthday party at
Master Da's house. As most members of our community know,
Paris is a longtime devotee of the Lord who, prior to his
meeting with the Master, had grown quite immersed in his
suffering. After meeting Master Da, his heart had opened and
he had been saved. On this fortieth birthday occasion, five
years after that fateful meeting, a group of devotees
gathered at the Lord's house to celebrate Paris's birthday.
A toast was called for. Master Da raised his glass and said,
"Here's to Paris!" Everyone quaffed their drink, feeling
great affection for our friend and fellow devotee. Master Da
continued his toast with glass raised again, "When I first
met Paris, he was contemplating suicide. But now, after five
years of spiritual practice in my Company, he is afraid of
death." By now, you must have understood the
difference between the humor of Woody Allen, Johnny Carson,
Richard Pryor, et al., and that of Master Da Free John. The
Divine Humor of our Lord is spontaneously created to break
our commitment to self, suffering, and mortal seriousness,
and to enable us "to see the Brightness of God." It gives us
insight, and it makes us happy. In essence, it is a form of
Darshan. Master Da's wit and humorous actions are gifts of
Love, pieces of Divinity as tangible as a Shiva Lingam.
Think about it for a moment. It is really so obvious what
happens when we are confronted with his Humor. The heart
expands . . . the mind vanishes . . . and the body resonates
with bliss. In these moments of enjoyment we are connected
with the Happiness of God. Selves forgotten, we are
ecstatic. Undone again by God's Fool, we contemplate the
Blessed One Who Stands before us Radiant with
Laughter. .. .

"The
perfect among the sages is identical with Me. There is
absolutely no difference between us"
Tripura
Rahasya,
Chap
XX, 128-133
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